ep 75 22/5/4719 AR Carnage in the Examination Chamber

8:30am  2019-3-30 Smon Has entered the room
Smon: Hi Jorian
joriandrake: Hello Simon
8:30am  2019-3-30 Keelia Has entered the room
Smon: Hi Keelia!
Keelia: Good morning!
joriandrake: My mother went behind my back and agreed to get a repairpan, a friend of my sister's work today, so I know I can't be here for the whole session, but I have no idea when exactly he arives
joriandrake: hi Keelia
joriandrake: repairman*
Keelia: Sounds like you may have to step away from the game at some point Jorian?
8:31am  2019-3-30 JamesDevil Has entered the room
JamesDevil: morning, soz for being late#
Smon: Hi James
8:31am  2019-3-30 sandor sunneson Has entered the room
joriandrake: Yes, could be as soon as in half a hour or in two
Smon: 8.31 am is fine James & Fergus
joriandrake: hi James
Smon: Hi Fergus
joriandrake: hi Sandor
sandor sunneson: I logged on at 8.24 and nobody was here
Smon: Previous session log http://smonscurseofthecrimsonthrone.blogspot.com/2019/03/ep-74.html
sandor sunneson: So was fashonably late
sandor sunneson: Morning all
Keelia: Morning Ferg and James
JamesDevil: right, all ready to get this how rolling?
Keelia: So, we were in the museum with the creepy statues and crumbing stone and probably trapped chaos agents
Smon: GM: Drakhaien sets the +2 WIS Ioun stone to orbiting his head. Claw is at the south door of the juggernaut-fragment chamber looking at the stair/pillar in the south room - the stair winds up the 20' wide pillar to the ceiling but there seems no egress there. There are doors in the north wall of the juggernaut chamber you've not tried yet.
JamesDevil: I guess wClaw heads to the J room
sandor sunneson: Follow Claw???
Keelia: Yes
Smon: OK Claw turns back from the weird metal pillar that rises 60' to the ceiling above.
joriandrake: ...ok, sigh, sorry, It seems unlikely i can properly be present at the session, was just told the guy will be here in a quarter hour
Smon: Are you opening the north door from the juggernaut room?

BTW I suggest you all keep a rough map to follow my descriptions.
JamesDevil: yep
sandor sunneson: See you shortly Jorian
joriandrake: I'll be in chatroom, will write afk when I have to leave
Keelia: yes, north please.
Smon: Claw opens the north doors, revealing a 10' wide stone corridor that runs 35' north to where it is blocked by lava. 15' north there is a side tunnel to the left/W, also 10' wide.
Smon: /roll d100
Smon rolls 1d100 and gets: 69,
Smon: All seems quiet.
Keelia: (dun dun dunnnnnn)
JamesDevil: Claw continues stealthly to the corridor 15' ahead
joriandrake: Drakhaien will also sneak
Keelia: Q keeps her eyes and ears open, still paranoid about the museum's warning
Smon: Claw reaches the turn and looks left, followed by Drakhaien. 10' to the left the corridor (alcove?) ends at yet another set of iron double doors. Thassilonian writing on them - oddly you can both read it easily - it says "Examination Chamber".
Keelia: Head to the left tunnel
JamesDevil: If nothing happens then Claw will pear arounf the cornner
JamesDevil: "that sounds......ominous"
Smon: Quillax joins them - she too can read the ancient Thassilonian script.
Keelia: Q hesitates. "You can read that? That's Thassilonian....There's magic afoot."
joriandrake: (I didn't know Claw can too, though)
Keelia: (he can't - that's why it's concerning  )
JamesDevil: "odd"
JamesDevil: Claw will move up to the door (no more stealth)
JamesDevil: He listens at the door
Keelia: Q touches him with a Guidnace
Smon: Claw listens, hears nothing.
sandor sunneson: Sandor remains on alert
JamesDevil: hmm
JamesDevil: Claw try to open the door to see if its locked
Keelia: "We have no other way forward," Q whispers, "but we should be prepared for an attack."
Smon: The doors swing open.
Smon: The ceiling of this vaulted, cathedral-like chamber rises to a
height of sixty feet above. The northeastern corner of the room is somewhat collapsed, but the rest of the chamber seems to be
in good condition. Double doors open in the walls to the east (where you are)
and west, while four alcoves to the north and four to the south
are occupied by statues of winged women with no faces and
silvery swords gripped in their right hands. Four ten-foot-wide,
fifteen-foot-tall glass jars capped with huge metal lids and filled
with cloudy green liquid sit in the middle of the room—large
shadowy shapes float inside of each jar.
sandor sunneson: Are the statues made of stone?
JamesDevil: "this could be...bad"
Keelia: "In previous times when we encountered jars with floating stuff, we got attacked...or electrocuted...or both."
sandor sunneson: Reminds me of Shieldbiter and the Stonegolems
Smon: The far (west) doors of the chamber are 45' away across the hall, while it is 40' n-s, not counting the 5' alcoves with the stone statues, identical to those you saw earlier.
Keelia: "Stealth?"
sandor sunneson: he got pumped in 1 round
JamesDevil: hmm
Keelia: O.o
joriandrake: afk
Keelia: I'm assuming the ground is worked stone
sandor sunneson: I think those dtatues could come to life if we walk through the room
Smon: Yes the ground is smooth flagstones, worn smooth & polished by generations of tread.
Keelia: I'm more worried about the 15' jars with shadows.
Keelia: 15' fits some very tall, nasty things.
JamesDevil: Ok, stay back, i'll try to sneak through, i've got th best chance of surviving
Keelia: Q cantrips you with Resistance, if she can.
JamesDevil: Claw tries to stealth to the door on the other side of the room, going around the jars
Smon: Claw tries to step lightly over to the far doors.
Smon: Roll stealth please
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 12, (+2) = 14
JamesDevil: bah, i miss my dex belt
Smon: Claw (not very stealthily) passes by the huge jars and reaches the far doors - another set of double iron doors, with handles - they look to open towards him.
Keelia: (if you need a saving throw in the next in-game minute, you get an extra 1d4 from resistance)
JamesDevil: Claw beckons to the over to come across
Keelia: Q mimics him with an attempt at stealth also
Keelia rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 8, (+5) = 13
Smon: You all join Claw at the far doors? Roll stealth if sneaking.
JamesDevil:
Keelia: (maybe she just mimics him :D)
Smon: Quillax joins Claw.
Keelia: After bumbling over to the far door, she turns and keeps watch on the room
Smon: Quillax what is your passive per?
sandor sunneson: Sandor remains steady but a bit nervous not knowing what to expect
Smon: Drakhaien what is your passive per?
sandor sunneson: looking in all directions with his eagle eyes
Keelia: 23
Smon: Sandor are you joining Q&C or staying at the east doors?
sandor sunneson: yes, joining
Smon: Sandor heads over and joins Q&C at the west doors.
Smon: Looking around - Sandor you can roll perception if you like.
Keelia: his is higher than mine by at least 2.
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+7 and gets: 19, (+7) = 26
Smon: Nice!
JamesDevil: nice
sandor sunneson: ooh
Keelia: very nice :
Smon: Sandor's eagle eyes spot something not quite right about the western doors... tiny, near invisible etched runes.
Keelia: (Simon, not sure if you saw but Jorian is AFK)
Smon: (nope, didn't see an AFK statement)
sandor sunneson: he'll point them out to the others
Smon: Drakhaien guards the rear in case the ghost comes back, staying in the east corridor.
Keelia: Q moves over to squint at them and try to work out what it is. "Tiny little things"
JamesDevil: "any idea what they mean?"
Smon: Q can roll per with advtg since Sandor pointed them out.
Keelia rolls 1d20+13 and gets: 3, (+13) = 16
Keelia rolls 1d20+13 and gets: 10, (+13) = 23
Keelia: Not great 
Keelia: At least it was with adv
Keelia: I should have guidanced myself!
Smon: Quillax can just make out the Thassilonian glyphs when pointed out to her.
Smon: I'll let you Guidance yourself.
Smon: since no time pressure
Smon: so roll guidance die
Keelia rolls 1d4 and gets: 1,
Keelia: ::facepalm::
JamesDevil: >.<
Smon: LOL you manage to still fail (DC 25)
Keelia: 24
sandor sunneson: lol
Keelia: The dice do not like me today 
Smon: Sandor finds that he can read the ancient Thassilonian - he is no mage or druid, but he makes out the sigils for 'Trap' and 'Thunder'
JamesDevil: -.-
sandor sunneson: he'll tell the others
JamesDevil: "anyone got magehand?
Keelia: OK, thunder trap. Everyone stand WELL BACK
Keelia: (The guy who is AFK)
Keelia: Q can attempt to disable the trap but considering she can't even see the writing....
Keelia: She ushers the others back and heads over to examine the trap
Smon: Since Q can't see what the glyphs say she'll have no way to know if removing them in the correct sequence.
Smon: Sandor can try to point them out but Q's check will be with disadvantage
Smon: GM: Is everyone but Q going back out the east door?
JamesDevil: If we can't piolet our our wizards magehand then we'll have to do it the barbarian way
JamesDevil: Claw is
Smon: You can call Drak in and have him use mage hand if you tell him what you want him to do.
JamesDevil: I want him to try and open the other door while we are all out of the room
Smon: Drak seems a little distracted, possibly by dreams of ancient Thassilon.
JamesDevil: as with magehand
sandor sunneson: No sounds or anything from beyond the foor???
joriandrake: (sorry, it seems like I will have to help with this personally and not just observe, it wil ltake longer than expected)
sandor sunneson: door
JamesDevil: Claw smacks him on the back of the head
JamesDevil: "oih, door now!"
Smon: It looks to Drak that opening the doors with mage hand will likely activate the trap, but he can do it.
JamesDevil: Claw points at the far door
Keelia: Prepare for battle. This will likely blow up the glass tubes with things inside
JamesDevil: I'm always ready
Smon: >>sandor sunneson: No sounds or anything from beyond the foor???<< Listening at the west doors, Sandor hears the sound of a waterfall, it sounds like.
sandor sunneson: ready to rage
sandor sunneson: Sandor will pass that on
Smon: GM: Claw Quillax and Sandor go back out east door, Drak steps 15' into the room, so he can use mage hand on the far doors at the spell range limit of 45'. Is that agreed plan?
sandor sunneson: yes
JamesDevil: Thats the plan yea
Keelia: Yes the he gets out of there because it's likely to go badly
JamesDevil: I can stand with him if he wants the emotional support
Smon: GM: OK, Drak steps forward to between the two nearest cylinders while Q&S pass him, heading out the east doors. From through the east doors Q, S & C watch as Drak summons a Mage Hand and turns a handle...
Smon: BOOM!!!
JamesDevil: Claw will charge if to Drak to see what happened
JamesDevil: assuming no, init roll yep
JamesDevil: yet*
Smon: A wave of sonic energy washes over the chamber, striking Drakhaien and knocking him unconscious (unless/until Jorian can play). The four cylinders shatter, foul dark fluid splattering onto the floor. The contents of the cylinders flop onto the ground and start to move...
JamesDevil: Ffffffff
Smon: (tbc)
sandor sunneson: Sandor gets ready to rage lol
Keelia: Q will wait to see what the bodies are before making a choice in terms of shapes or spells
Smon: Near right is the partially dissected body of a phase spider - it twitches slightly and lies still.
Far right is a small, golden furred badger like creature - an auromvorax or golden gorger.
Near left is a young silver dragon.
Far left is a roper, tendrils twitching about central stalk, eye blinking.
Smon: (OOC the presentation of this section is v poor, they took several paras to say that!)
JamesDevil:
Keelia:
Smon: GM: Claw rushes in beside Drakhaien's slumped body.
Ok all roll init pls
JamesDevil: I sence possessed monsters heading our way
Keelia rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 11, (+3) = 14
JamesDevil Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
19 (+2) = 21
5 (+2) = 7
sandor sunneson: what we attacking first??
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+3x2 and gets:
8 (+3) = 11
7 (+3) = 10
Keelia: @James, I agree. If they are possessed, try to kill whatever is possessing it once we kill the hot
JamesDevil: see what happened with the bloods first
Smon: silver dragon
Keelia: *host
Smon: /roll d20
JamesDevil: blobs*
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 15,
Smon: roper
Keelia: the dragon
Smon: /roll d20
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 2,
JamesDevil: Weakest ones first, work our way to strongest, we could tank the strongest one if needed
Keelia: James, you stick to the dragon, keep it distracted. The rest of us will take on the other stuff.
JamesDevil: i'm on it
Smon: ooc Yaay found Aurumvorax in "5e foes" by Frog God!
Smon: aurumvorax
JamesDevil: lol
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 15, (+5) = 20
Keelia: That seems like a good reason to take on the aurumvorax first
JamesDevil: it soulds like a scientific name for someth9ing
Keelia: so Ferg, let's take that one and leave the roper for second, unless something changes
JamesDevil: sounds
sandor sunneson: cool
JamesDevil: Ropers are nasty
sandor sunneson: good to have a plan
Smon: #21 Claw your go, what are you doing?
JamesDevil: Rage attack the dragon
JamesDevil: the Barbarian motto
JamesDevil: since 1st edition
JamesDevil: first attack
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 3, (+16) = 19
JamesDevil: hit?
Smon: Claw attacks the silver dragon as it staggers to its feet. AC 18 - hit
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+10 and gets: 4, 6, (+10) = 20
JamesDevil: now fire
JamesDevil: 5d6 right?
Smon: yup
JamesDevil: or 4?
Smon: /roll d20+4
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 2, 2, 4, 1, 2, = 11
Smon rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 14, (+4) = 18
JamesDevil: aw
Smon: saves, 5 fire dmg
JamesDevil: next attack
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 9, (+16) = 25
Smon: hit
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+10 and gets: 1, 1, (+10) = 12
JamesDevil:
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 5, 6, 6, 1, 5, = 23
Smon: /roll d20+4
Smon rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 2, (+4) = 6
Smon: fail, 23 fire dmg
JamesDevil: yay
Keelia:
Smon: The dragon staggers back, burning wounds appearing on its flank and neck.
Smon: end turn?
JamesDevil: yep
Smon: /roll d20+1
Smon rolls 1d20+1 and gets: 16, (+1) = 17
Smon: Claw hears a growl and sees the badger-sized Auromvorax leap at his shin...
joriandrake: back, at least for a while
Smon: #20 Auromvorax, bite/claw/claw
JamesDevil: AC 17
Smon: /roll d20+8x3
Smon Rolls 1d20+8x3 and gets:
18 (+8) = 26
12 (+8) = 20
18 (+8) = 26
JamesDevil: ow
Smon: It latches on to his leg.
Smon: /roll d8+5
Smon rolls 1d8+5 and gets: 5, (+5) = 10
Keelia: damn that thing has some teeth!
JamesDevil: well thats just rude
Smon: /roll 4d6+10
Smon rolls 4d6+10 and gets: 6, 6, 6, 4, (+10) = 32
joriandrake: (oh, big battle!)
Smon: 42/2 = 21 dmg
Smon: Drakhaien give me a DC 16 DEX save
Smon: you were hit by a sonic blast earlier
JamesDevil Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
5 (+2) = 7
15 (+2) = 17
Smon: Not you James
Smon: The golden gorger is clamped onto Claw's right leg, digging in painfully.
Smon: #15 Silver dragon
joriandrake rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 10, (+5) = 15
Smon: The dragon angrily breathes a blast of cold at Claw and at Quillax & Sandor in the doorway - 54 cold damage, save DC 17 CON for half
Keelia: O.o
Smon: Jorian your DEX save is better than +5!
Keelia rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 16, (+11) = 27
Smon: Jorian your DEX is at least +11 surely
joriandrake: right, sorry, only used Dex and not full save, that is 10, so 20 in result
joriandrake: wait
joriandrake: 25
Smon: You are level 17, do you only have DEX 18 Jorian?
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 9, (+9) = 18
joriandrake: 10+5+10
sandor sunneson: 26 damage cold
joriandrake: (sorry, need time to get back into the flow)
sandor sunneson: for Sandor
Keelia: and Q
Smon: I doubt you have a +15 DEX save Jorian. If you have no idea of your own PC just sit this one out.
Smon: #14 Quillax your go
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 3, (+11) = 14
Keelia: As previously planned, she goes after the little badger beast.
JamesDevil: just half damage for me
Keelia: I think she'll take elemental form
Keelia: as bonus action
Keelia: maybe fire form
Smon: Roll Nature Quillax
joriandrake: (Oki, got the issue, first I just used DEX, then I combined dex with the save modifier - which already included Dex: so only +10, ergo 20 as I wrote in first correction but then messed up)
Keelia rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 19, (+10) = 29
Keelia: She is one with nature
Smon: Quillax recalls from Druid school that Aurumvorax are tied to the element of fire.
joriandrake: (rolling initiative?)
Smon: Fire resistant - and also immune to poison BTW
Keelia: ok, got cold and fire so let's go earth and just whale on stuff
Smon: (Jorian what is Drak's DEX bonus?)
Keelia: She'll take EE form and hit the Aurumvorax twice
Keelia rolls 1d20+8 and gets: 14, (+8) = 22
Keelia: and again
Keelia rolls 1d20+8 and gets: 4, (+8) = 12
joriandrake: (+5, basic 4 plus one from luckstone)
Keelia: I assume one hit, so ...
Smon: Quillax grows into a mighty earth elemental, strides in & whacks it (AC 16)
Keelia rolls 2d8+5 and gets: 1, 2, (+5) = 8
Keelia: blah only 8 damage
Smon: (Drak you take no damage on a DEX save for half yes?)
joriandrake: (Indeed as a rogue yes)
Smon: GM: OK Drakhaien wakes up, having been momentarily stunned by the sonic blast - roll init Drak
Smon: #11 Sandor
sandor sunneson: attack dragon
joriandrake rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 18, (+5) = 23
Smon: Sandor moves up beside Claw & lunges (let me know if Raging)
sandor sunneson: yes raging,
Smon: GM: Drakhaien will come in at top of round 2
sandor sunneson: Raging and attacking
Smon: roll to hit ferg
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
8 (+11) = 19
8 (+11) = 19
Smon: ac 18, 2 hits
sandor sunneson: just :()
sandor sunneson rolls 2d8 and gets: 7, 4, = 11
sandor sunneson rolls 4d6 and gets: 2, 1, 4, 2, = 9
sandor sunneson: 38 damage
sandor sunneson: +18 damage
sandor sunneson: 20+18=38
Smon: Sandor slashes the silver dragon.
Smon: #1 Roper
Smon: /roll d20+3
Smon rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 3, (+3) = 6
Smon: Roper is confused...
Smon: /roll d10
Smon rolls 1d10 and gets: 6,
JamesDevil: you didn't really catch onto the whole attack the weakest est enemies first statement did you, not that I don't appreciate the help and all
Smon: Roper contemplates its tentacles this turn.
Keelia:
Smon: Round 2
Smon: #23 Drakhaien - you stagger to your feet covered in foul embalming/preservation fluid from the shattered tanks.
joriandrake: Drakhaien looks if there are any dimly lit places or one where he could hide otherwise
sandor sunneson: Sorry, a text message distracted me, I just remembered the dragon attacking your PC
Smon: Not close enough to move - stealth - shoot this turn
joriandrake: Skulker feat lets him hide in shadows, is it possible to move/bonus dash and hide this turn?
Smon: yes - either behind a statue or back through east doors
joriandrake: Behind the statue then, Drak does that
Smon: or could shoot w/out advtg this turn then move, then hide next turn
joriandrake rolls 1d20+15 and gets: 16, (+15) = 31
joriandrake: Stealth 31, turn end
Smon: OK Drak slips in behind a statue on north side of room, out of view (though not range) of the roper's twitching tentacles.
Smon: Drak is hidden. #21 Claw
JamesDevil: I have adv on the dragon now right?
Smon: why?
JamesDevil: Sandor's wolf totem
Smon: oh yeah Sandor wolf pack
Smon: yup
JamesDevil: coolio, first attack
JamesDevil Rolls 1d20+16x2 and gets:
4 (+16) = 20
2 (+16) = 18
sandor sunneson: lol, hit
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+10 and gets: 6, 3, (+10) = 19
sandor sunneson: min effort there
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 6, 5, 6, 6, 3, = 26
Smon: /roll d20+4
Smon rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 9, (+4) = 13
Smon: fail, so 45 dmg!
JamesDevil: still standing?
Smon: yup, badly hurt
JamesDevil: next attack
JamesDevil Rolls 1d20+16x2 and gets:
11 (+16) = 27
17 (+16) = 33
JamesDevil: x~D
JamesDevil rolls 2d6 and gets: 2, 3, = 5
JamesDevil: +10, soz
Smon: /roll d20+4
Smon rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 9, (+4) = 13
JamesDevil: so 15
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 4, 3, 2, 4, 3, = 16
Smon: fail again, had 25 hp... the dragon collapses!
JamesDevil: ^^
sandor sunneson:
JamesDevil: Claw looks down at the badger
JamesDevil: "you're next"
Keelia: great! Get the badger
JamesDevil: nd turn
sandor sunneson: Well done Claw
Smon: As the dragon corpse starts to dissolve in foul black filth you see something even more foul tearing itself free of the creature's head...
JamesDevil: -.-
joriandrake: o.O
Smon: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/5/53/Intellectdevourer5e.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20171010165051
Keelia: Get it!!
Smon: It looks like a brain on legs...
JamesDevil: BRAINDOG
Keelia: Brain dog that was possessing the dragon.
Smon: /roll d20+2
Smon rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 12, (+2) = 14
joriandrake: intelelct devourer oh nice
Smon: quillax roll a d20 for me please
Smon: /roll d20
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 5,
JamesDevil: xO
Keelia rolls 1d20 and gets: 7,
Keelia: (dice do not like me today)
Smon: Quillax gets to act before the slightly dazed Intellect Devourer can eat any brains.
sandor sunneson: So it's like a little poodle in the brain of the dragon? How cute!
Smon: #20 Auromvorax raking Claw
Smon: /roll 4d6+5
Smon rolls 4d6+5 and gets: 4, 6, 2, 5, (+5) = 22
Smon: 22 slash to claw
JamesDevil: Its going to eat Quillax's brain, NOT cute
Smon: /roll d20+8x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+8x2 and gets:
9 (+8) = 17
5 (+8) = 13
JamesDevil: hit
joriandrake: (how many dragons are there?)
JamesDevil: on 17
Smon: /roll 2d6+5
Smon rolls 2d6+5 and gets: 6, 5, (+5) = 16
JamesDevil: 1
sandor sunneson: now dissolved
Smon: another 16 on claw, so 22+16 = 38 total to claw before halving
Smon: #14 Quillax your go
Keelia: (there was 1 dragon, now dead, and a bunch of other stuff)
Keelia: she's going to turn her attention to the brain beast and hit it
Keelia rolls 1d20+8 and gets: 10, (+8) = 18
Keelia rolls 1d20+8 and gets: 16, (+8) = 24
Smon: There's an intellect devourer, a confused roper and an aurumvorax shagging Claw's leg
sandor sunneson: lol
Keelia: not sure it's AC so 1 or 2 hits?
Keelia: Poor Claw
Smon: it's AC 12
Smon: Attacks are magical Quillax?
Keelia: two hits then
Keelia: yes
Smon: full dmg then
Keelia: She couldn't as magical in overcoming resistance and immunity to non-mag attacks
Keelia rolls 4d8+10 and gets: 7, 4, 3, 1, (+10) = 25
JamesDevil: nice
Keelia: that's total for both attacks
Smon: NB if an Intellect Devourer gets to act it is a DC 12 INT save or likely INT drops to 0 which is very bad news. 
Keelia: O.o
Keelia: I guess 25 didn't kill it then...
JamesDevil: shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
joriandrake: (That could be akin to coma?)
Smon: However they only have 21 hp... so before the Devourer can consume Claw's brain it is squashed by the mighty foot of Quillax.
JamesDevil: yarp
joriandrake:
joriandrake: yay!
sandor sunneson: poor poodle
sandor sunneson: lol
Keelia: Phew! You had me super worried there for a second
JamesDevil: ever seen cirtical role? they did that to a green dragon and it nerfed it to hell
Smon:
Smon: #11 Sandor
sandor sunneson: attack the leg molestor
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
11 (+11) = 22
5 (+11) = 16
sandor sunneson rolls 2d8 and gets: 1, 2, = 3
sandor sunneson rolls 4d6 and gets: 5, 4, 1, 3, = 13
joriandrake: (first I've read as if all three are humping Sandor's leg)
sandor sunneson: 34 damage
Smon: it has fire resistance so the 13 fire > 6, so 27 dmg.
Smon: end turn?
sandor sunneson: Ja
Smon: #1 Roper
Smon: /roll d20+3
Smon rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 12, (+3) = 15
Smon: The Roper recovers from its confusion (DC 15) and decides it's hungry. It doesn't see Drakhaien, and Quillax does not look tasty.
Smon: 2 tentacles lash out at each of Claw & Sandor.
JamesDevil: eat the badger!
Smon: vs Claw
Smon: (the badger will come along w Claw)
Smon: (although it smells nasty)
Smon: /roll d20+7x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x2 and gets:
8 (+7) = 15
9 (+7) = 16
JamesDevil: miss
JamesDevil: 17 ac
Smon: Claw knocks away the grasping tentacles.
Smon: vs Sandor
JamesDevil: bad enough having a badger on me -.-
Smon: /roll d20+7x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x2 and gets:
15 (+7) = 22
20 (+7) = 27
sandor sunneson: 2nd hit
sandor sunneson: AC25
JamesDevil: no! my advantage giver!
Smon: Tentacle wraps around Sandor - he is Grappled, Restrained, and has disad on STR checks & saves (negated by rage Advtg)
joriandrake: (if you're still in melee with it you help at least Drak with sniping)
Smon: The Roper reels in Sandor - he flies across the room towards its waiting mouth-slit...
JamesDevil: damn it
Smon: /roll d20+7x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x2 and gets:
16 (+7) = 23
14 (+7) = 21
Smon: attack w advtg vs Sandor (as Restrained) - 23
Smon: /roll 4d8+4
Smon rolls 4d8+4 and gets: 2, 4, 3, 1, (+4) = 14
Smon: only 14 dmg (piercing) > 7
sandor sunneson: 148 left
JamesDevil: his AC is 25 right? or does that get negated?
Smon: R3 #23 Drakhaien
JamesDevil: nvm
joriandrake: Drakhaien snipes at the Roper then hides again
Smon: Drak pops up from the alcove, snipes a shot (advtg)
joriandrake Rolls 1d20+10x3 and gets:
11 (+10) = 21
16 (+10) = 26
18 (+10) = 28
Smon: AC 20 - hit
joriandrake: ok, a normal hit
joriandrake rolls 1d8+5 and gets: 2, (+5) = 7
joriandrake: sneak
joriandrake rolls 9d6 and gets: 1, 6, 2, 5, 5, 3, 2, 4, 4, = 32
joriandrake: 39 hp, he hides
joriandrake rolls 1d20+15 and gets: 11, (+15) = 26
Smon: Drak shoots it in the mouth then ducks back
joriandrake: 26, Stealth turn end
Smon: #21 Claw
JamesDevil: attack badger
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 5, (+16) = 21
Smon: AC 16
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+10 and gets: 5, 3, (+10) = 18
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 6, 3, 4, 2, 1, = 16
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 1, (+5) = 6
joriandrake: (I think we can kill the roper this or next round)
Smon: fails save but has fire res so 18 + 8 = 26 dmg
JamesDevil: next attack
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 15, (+16) = 31
JamesDevil rolls 2d5+10 and gets: 1, 3 (+10) = 14
Smon: /roll d20+5
JamesDevil: wrong
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 7, (+5) = 12
Smon: 2d5?
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+10 and gets: 3, 1, (+10) = 14
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 6, 4, 3, 6, 5, = 24
JamesDevil: yea, my bad >.>
Smon: 14 + 12 = 26 dmg, not quite dead yet!
JamesDevil: Claw just roars at this
Smon: The golden gorger hangs on grimly...
JamesDevil: end turn
Smon: Auromvorax rake
Smon: /roll 4d6+5
Smon rolls 4d6+5 and gets: 2, 5, 2, 5, (+5) = 19
Smon: /roll d20+8x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+8x2 and gets:
3 (+8) = 11
1 (+8) = 9
Smon: :-O
JamesDevil:
Smon: Just 19/2 = 9 dmg net to Claw
Smon: #14 quillax
Keelia: She'll turn her attention back to the badger
Keelia rolls 1d20+8 and gets: 2, (+8) = 10
Smon: miss
Keelia rolls 1d20+8 and gets: 20, (+8) = 28
Smon: CRIT
JamesDevil: nice, smush that badger
Keelia rolls 4d8+5 and gets: 1, 6, 4, 1, (+5) = 17
Smon: Quillax's great stone fist plucks the badger off Claw and crushes it.
Keelia: At least that was enough
Keelia: despite two 1s
JamesDevil:
Smon: #11 Sandor - you are Restrained, disad on attacks
sandor sunneson: ok, will try and unrestrain himself first
sandor sunneson: STR check?
Smon: Roll athletics (STR)
Smon: This costs 1 attack
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 8, (+10) = 18
joriandrake: (aren't you raging?)
Smon: Sandor rips off the tentacle with a mighty burst of strength
sandor sunneson: yes he is
joriandrake: nice
Smon: (he had disad on STR while restrained per Roper stat block)
Smon: (like I said)
Smon: Can now attack w/out disad
Smon: 1 attack
sandor sunneson: will attack roper
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 10, (+11) = 21
sandor sunneson rolls 1d8 and gets: 7,
sandor sunneson rolls 2d6 and gets: 4, 5, = 9
joriandrake: afk a moment
sandor sunneson: 26 damage
Smon: The golden gorger is also melting into black goop, but nothing in its head.
Smon: #1 Roper tentacle vs Sandor
Smon: /roll d20+7x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x2 and gets:
7 (+7) = 14
9 (+7) = 16
Smon: miss
Smon: Tentacles vs Claw
sandor sunneson: both miss AC25
Smon: /roll d20+7x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x2 and gets:
11 (+7) = 18
3 (+7) = 10
Smon: 1 hit
JamesDevil: 1 hit
Smon: It restrains Claw, pulls him over to its maw & bites
Smon: /roll d20+7x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x2 and gets:
8 (+7) = 15
10 (+7) = 17
joriandrake: back, he left
joriandrake: ( I mean the guy)
JamesDevil: hit :/
Smon: *chomp*
Smon: /roll 4d8+4
Smon rolls 4d8+4 and gets: 7, 1, 1, 6, (+4) = 19
Smon: 19/2 = 9 piercing
JamesDevil: "thank you for bringing me into melee range" Claw smirks
Smon: OOC 5e Ropers aren't too bad - CR 5 - in 4e they were CR 14 Elites & really nasty, in 3e CR 10
Smon: r4 #23 DrakhAIEN
Smon: Roper now has cover fr 2 adjacent pcs so ac 20 > 22 from Drak's angle
joriandrake: Snipe/hide again
Smon: still advtg
joriandrake: Drakhaien is Sharpshooter, cover doesn't matter unless full
Smon: ok ac 20
joriandrake Rolls 1d20+10x3 and gets:
9 (+10) = 19
6 (+10) = 16
15 (+10) = 25
joriandrake: hit, 25
Smon: Elven Accuracy to the rescue!
joriandrake: normal shot first
joriandrake rolls 1d8+5 and gets: 1, (+5) = 6
sandor sunneson: does matter cos 2 shots miss
joriandrake: (indeed)
joriandrake: sneak
joriandrake: (I only shot once Ferg)
joriandrake rolls 9d6 and gets: 1, 4, 4, 2, 5, 5, 6, 5, 6, = 38
sandor sunneson: OOC- I'm signing off at 1115 folks
sandor sunneson: nice one
JamesDevil: nice
joriandrake: 44 hp
joriandrake: hiding
Smon: The arrow plunges into the Roper's eye... it dies!
joriandrake rolls 1d20+15 and gets: 4, (+15) = 19
JamesDevil: sweet
joriandrake: 25 stealth, turn end
Smon: You are victorious - 2712 XP each.
sandor sunneson: lethal assasin
joriandrake: or well, no hiding then
Keelia: nice
sandor sunneson: Search the room for treasure
JamesDevil: what state are the jar in now? is the big one still intact?
joriandrake: (Fergus, normally when you have Advantage you roll two dices and use better outcome, I have the feat Elven Accuracy which grants a third dice to choose from, that is what I rolled for the attack)
JamesDevil: s*
Smon: All the dead monsters are dissolving into black goop, except the splattered remains of the intellect devourer.
joriandrake: Drakhaien helps inspect the room for loot and traps, hidden doors
Smon: All 4 jars shattered. All were same size
JamesDevil: ah, k
Keelia: last jar's thing died when the jar broke
Smon: Looking around for treasure; the 8 statues have Sicatite longswords just like those you saw earlier
Keelia: "Right, Claw, can you grab those swords as before and we'll carry on."
joriandrake: Drak walks around leasurly taking a scan of the room with his eyes and ears (Passive Perception: 26, Passive Investigation: 29)
JamesDevil: (do runes glow when they are activate and stop glowing when they are inactive)
Keelia: She taps him with Guidance in case he needs a little extra strength
JamesDevil: in the bag they go
joriandrake: "Well, this was fun"
sandor sunneson: well done all
JamesDevil: do i n do i need to roll for the swords Smn?
joriandrake: "I guess we can loot the museum now, including swords"
Smon: You take a few minutes, don't find anything else. You can hear the sound of the waterfall through the west doors. Claw yanks out the 8 sicatite blades (DC 20 Athletics auto pass)
Smon: /roll d100
Smon rolls 1d100 and gets: 38,
joriandrake: > Drakhaien will go with others willing one last round in the museum to check every room already we were in once, then inspect the waterfall, maybe we missed some loot before in other areas as we tried not to touch/loot until now
Smon: As Claw is putting the last sword in a Bag of Holding, the ghostly form of the Curator steps through - literally through - the west doors, speaking silently. You can lip read him though, now - "You have stolen your last, miscreants!"
Smon: You can roll init
joriandrake: ow
joriandrake rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 4, (+5) = 9
Smon: /roll d20
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 19,
JamesDevil Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
20 (+2) = 22
1 (+2) = 3
Keelia rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 2, (+3) = 5
Smon: #22 Claw your go
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+3x2 and gets:
10 (+3) = 13
2 (+3) = 5
JamesDevil: Rage attack
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 13, (+16) = 29
Smon: OK deduct another rage
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+10 and gets: 3, 3, (+10) = 16
Smon: hit (AC 20)
JamesDevil: yep
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 4, 1, 1, 1, 1, = 8
JamesDevil: pfft
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 6, (+5) = 11
JamesDevil: save?
JamesDevil: yea a whole...8 fire damage
JamesDevil: next attack
Smon: 16 slash + 4 fire = 20 dmg
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 20, (+16) = 36
Smon: :-D
JamesDevil:
JamesDevil: Crit
JamesDevil: Boom time
JamesDevil: This is the first time I've cast fireball in d&d EVER and its as a barbarian
Smon: A massive Fireball envelops the room...
JamesDevil: 14d6 right? save of Dex 19?
joriandrake: oh my
Smon: Yeah everyone make a DC 19 DEX save
JamesDevil rolls 14d6 and gets: 2, 6, 5, 3, 5, 3, 1, 1, 4, 3, 3, 2, 6, 1, = 45
joriandrake rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 4, (+10) = 14
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 20, (+2) = 22
Smon: Also you do regular crit weapon dmg to the Curator before the sword explodes
JamesDevil rolls 1d1+2 and gets: 1 (+2) = 3
Keelia rolls 1d20+6 and gets: 3, (+6) = 9
joriandrake: sigh
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 5, (+9) = 14
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 11, (+5) = 16
sandor sunneson: lol
sandor sunneson: chaos
Keelia: i failed but I'm still in EE form so not as bothered.
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 4, 1, 1, 5, 5, = 16
Smon: Curator takes 45/2 = 22 fire (ghosts have fire res)
joriandrake: at least jsut half damage
JamesDevil rolls 5d6+10 and gets: 3, 1, 2, 3, 4, (+10) = 23
sandor sunneson: everyone fails??
joriandrake: Yep, thanks Sandor
JamesDevil: soz, that sghould have been the first roll, so 26 damage, i forgot to add the 10 base
sandor sunneson: I've got pictures of a sword exploding sending shrapnel everywhere
Smon: 5d6 seems too few James - base is 2>4d6 then add your brutal crit dice
JamesDevil: half for resist
joriandrake: certainly hope it didn't explode fully
JamesDevil: ah. right, weird doing this with a great sword and not a axe
Smon: Pretty sure you don't roll 10d6 crit either
joriandrake: due to Evasion 122-26=96 HP
Smon: it's 7d6 (4d6 base + 3d6 brutal)
Smon: roll again please James
JamesDevil rolls 7d6 and gets: 1, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 3, = 24
joriandrake: Ignorel ast HP calculation then)
JamesDevil: and I add 10 base right?
Smon: Base 10 looks low - you have +7 STR +4 Rage and a +3 weapon
Smon: So +14
Smon: 38 total
JamesDevil: bah, yes, looked at the wrong stat
joriandrake: We might consider stopping now, as he has to leave soon too I believe
JamesDevil: stupid app won't let me reorder tuff
joriandrake: Fergus i mean
Smon: Re the fireball Jorian, it was 45 dmg DEX save DC 19 for half
sandor sunneson: in 30 minutes
Smon: Stupid time to stop
joriandrake: ok, so still 22 I believe, then my number stands  and thanks
JamesDevil: half to 22 damage correct?
JamesDevil: gogo resist
Smon: Resistance or making save etc would halve it yup
sandor sunneson: ??? I said 1115ish I think. Why stop now? It's like leaving a film 20 minutes before the end
Smon: #23 Curator Legendary action - shifts to hideous rotted horror of leathery skin & cracked bone
Smon: Claws at Claw
joriandrake: We might manage to end the battle but uncertain, I'm fine either way
Smon: /roll d20+11
JamesDevil: stop using my own name against me!
Smon rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 3, (+11) = 14
Smon: miss
JamesDevil: the fireball distracted him ^^#
JamesDevil: they tend to do that
JamesDevil: btw my weapon was destroyed till next round at which point it reforms
JamesDevil: not sure if that effects sentinel 
Smon: #19 Curator's turn - The Curator speaks terrible words of power...
Smon: Gravity is reversed in the chamber - all of you - except the Creator, being a weightless ghost - "fall" towards the ceiling... Drakhaien you may have been near enough to an alcove to grab a statue, roll a DC 18 DEX save
joriandrake rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 2, (+10) = 12
joriandrake: yep, no luck
joriandrake: is this a spell?
Smon: Drak fails to grab... All the gloop, bits of glass etc fly upwards too; the statues are anchored but start to wobble in their alcoves.
Smon: Reverse Gravity
Smon: level 7 spell
Smon: You annoyed him last time
joriandrake: I use spell thief as reaction then
joriandrake: 17th level Arcane Trickster ability
joriandrake: Immediately after a creature casts a spell that targets you or includes you in its area of effect, you can use your reaction to force the creature to make a saving throw with its spellcasting ability modifier. The DC equals your spell save DC. On a failed save, you negate the spell’s effect against you, and you steal the knowledge of the spell
Smon: what is DC?
joriandrake: 16
joriandrake: (please fail, make this a nice scene)
Smon: oops the DC for his spells is 19 not 18 (INT 22!)
Smon: /roll d20+11
Smon rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 6, (+11) = 17
joriandrake: oh damn, ok, we all fall upside
Smon: Makes save, he has INT Prof + INT 22
JamesDevil: nice try tho
Smon: You hit the vaulted ceiling above - everyone roll 12d6 for the blunt damage
JamesDevil rolls 12d6 and gets: 3, 4, 3, 3, 5, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 5, = 37
Smon: Claw is raging so has resistance
Keelia rolls 12d6 and gets: 2, 6, 2, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 4, 3, 3, 1, = 30
JamesDevil: ow
sandor sunneson rolls 12d6 and gets: 6, 2, 4, 6, 6, 2, 1, 5, 4, 2, 1, 1, = 40
JamesDevil: blunt tho resist
joriandrake: what save? Dex?
Smon: No more saves J
joriandrake: oh
sandor sunneson: 65 left
joriandrake rolls 12d6 and gets: 6, 4, 6, 3, 2, 5, 3, 5, 4, 6, 2, 1, = 47
JamesDevil: 17 damage for me if my math is right
joriandrake: I guess ican't fly then either
JamesDevil: no, 18
Smon: You are now all 'fallen' onto the ceiling 60' up, the Curator looks up at you sneering
joriandrake: 49 hp left
Keelia: i assume the ceiling is worked stone
JamesDevil: sigh, ou of range of fly
Smon: yup, arched vault
sandor sunneson: qith raging 85 left soz
Smon: #13 Sandor your turn
sandor sunneson: so the Curator is on the floor but caanot be reached due to anti gravity,
Smon: yup
joriandrake: ranged weapons should work still I think
sandor sunneson: yeah, he has a warbow with 20 bolts
Smon: Yup, counting range as double due to straight up & angle, still only 120' which is short for warbow
sandor sunneson: ok, will do that, not fired it for ages, lol
Smon: long bow range 150' short
Smon: Technically you need an action to drop shield, I'll be kind and say just lose 1 attack
sandor sunneson: has warbow with 20 bolts on PC sheet
Smon: war bow is just a long bow that uses str
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 13, (+5) = 18
Smon: You have +6 Prof so def more than a +5 total bonus
joriandrake: (warbow sounds like a composite Hungarian bow)
Smon: If it's a war bow add your STR bonus and your +6 Prof bonus
Smon: I think Sandor has a Tharbrian war bow, that's like a Welsh longbow
sandor sunneson: +11, was +5 damage when last used, lol
sandor sunneson: sorry +5 to hit
Smon: AC 20 - not magical right?
sandor sunneson: ok so 13+11=24
Smon: ok he takes half dmg non-magical
sandor sunneson: yeah, normal bolts
Smon: "arrows"
Smon: bolts are for x-bows
Smon: roll dmg pls - d8+STR bonus
sandor sunneson rolls 1d8+5 and gets: 1, (+5) = 6
Smon: (Shieldbiter has a dragonbone warbow, that's a composite bone & glue STR bow, base d10)
Smon: 3 dmg & DC 10 CON save...
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 11, (+5) = 16
Smon: pass
Smon: #9 Drakhaien your go
joriandrake: Is the vaulted/arched ceiling dimly or worse lit? Or the vaults/arches large enough to hide behind?
Smon: There's no cover up here Drak and the ghost can see you clearly
Smon: (the arches are big enough to hide from people at your level, ie the other PCs, not from the ghost below you)
joriandrake: Drakhaien casts Invisibility on himself, them oves 30 feet away somewhat behind an arch, bonus action hide while invisible
Smon: ok
joriandrake rolls 1d20+15 and gets: 6, (+15) = 21
joriandrake rolls 1d20+15 and gets: 5, (+15) = 20
joriandrake: Stealth at 25, turn end
joriandrake: (I'll have to heal, so next round I use keoghan's, what is the healing dices for that Keelia?)
Smon: The ghost laughsm speaking for the first time. "I can hear you, little elf!"
joriandrake: damn, his passive perc must be amazing
Keelia: let me check
Smon: OOC he only has Passive Per 23 so you are actually hidden due to Reliable Talent  - your Reliable Insight tells you this
joriandrake: yay!!
joriandrake: lok, he's tricky
Smon: #5 Quillax
Keelia: 2d8+2
Keelia: she's going to drop her ee form so her feather fall ring will once again be in effect. She'll also drop a sunbeam on his ass
joriandrake: (thanks!)
JamesDevil: nice
JamesDevil: light'em up!
Keelia: he needs to make a con saving throw of 19
Keelia: or be blinded and take 6d8 damage
Keelia: as undead he has dis
Smon: OK he has +5 on CON save
Smon: /roll d20+5x2
joriandrake: (radiant damage?)
Smon Rolls 1d20+5x2 and gets:
16 (+5) = 21
11 (+5) = 16
Keelia: yep
Smon: *whoosh*
joriandrake: yay!
Smon: "Argh!"
JamesDevil: woot!
Keelia: so he's blinded
joriandrake: damn, I mislooked that first roll
Keelia rolls 6d8 and gets: 4, 8, 6, 3, 2, 6, = 29
Smon: roll dmg pls
Keelia: 29 radiant
Smon: thx
Keelia: She's going to float up there smugly
Smon: DC 14 CON save for him
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 1, (+5) = 6
Smon: LOL
joriandrake: yay
JamesDevil: down we go....
JamesDevil: more damage
JamesDevil: this will hurt
Smon: His Concentration fails, and down you indeed go, to the rock-hard paving slabs... that's a brutal 60 Blunt damage each
sandor sunneson: maybe we can look to land on our feet like graceful athletes
Keelia: feather fall
JamesDevil: 30 for me I take it?
joriandrake: Well it might have blindsense or such as undead for a short radius still
sandor sunneson: 30 for the Barbs raging?
Smon: Yup, halved for Raging
sandor sunneson: 55 left
joriandrake: can I try acrobatics to avoid?
JamesDevil: 90
joriandrake: or jsut half with reaction
Smon: Feather Fall Reaction means you float down w no damage
JamesDevil: Claw is starting to get annoyed
joriandrake: I have cloak of bat, can i jsut fly down maybe?
Smon: I don't think so J, unless you can point out a relevant ability
sandor sunneson: lets attack the blinder
joriandrake: Well I thought Drak might skop/run down along the side wall with Acrobatics to avoid the fall damage, or just fly with the cloak down, but in worst case can still react/halve damage I believe
joriandrake: skip*
Smon: Re the bat cloak, hm I'll allow a Reaction to make a DC 15 DEX save to grab the edges before you hit the ground
joriandrake rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 14, (+10) = 24
Smon: It does not say what kind of action grabbing the edges & flying is so a Moderate save seem fair
joriandrake: whew
joriandrake: yay
joriandrake: If I had taken the full damage I would be KO
Smon: Just before Drak hits the ground he activates Bat Power and flies, swooping invisibly over the surprised ghost, ruffling his ethereal hair.
JamesDevil: does the door behind him have an archway?
joriandrake: so, his concentration failed, we dropped, it was Q-s turn, and Drak plays Batelf!
Smon: The iron doors are inset in arches ca 12' high yup
JamesDevil: cool, good to know
Smon: R2 #22 Claw
Smon: You are prone about 10' from the ghost
JamesDevil: stand up, run around and behind him and lay waste
Smon: OK
JamesDevil: 40' move baby
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 7, (+16) = 23
JamesDevil rolls 2d6 and gets: 4, 4, = 8
JamesDevil: +14
Smon: You have your sword again
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 1, 1, 1, 3, 2, = 8
sandor sunneson: Yes!!
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 15, (+5) = 20
JamesDevil: k, so 18 pyhsical and 4 fire
JamesDevil: next attack
Smon: saved vs fire so 22 slash & 2 fire w res
JamesDevil rolls 1d20+16 and gets: 12, (+16) = 28
Smon: hit
JamesDevil rolls 2d6+14 and gets: 4, 1, (+14) = 19
JamesDevil rolls 5d6 and gets: 4, 3, 5, 4, 1, = 17
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 3, (+5) = 8
Smon: 19 slash + 8 fire > 27
JamesDevil: am I under the door arch?
JamesDevil: eitherway end turn
Smon: No, about 15' from it, and the doors are still closed. #23 Legendary Action
Smon: Turns to horror form and slashes at Claw
JamesDevil: boo!
Smon: /roll d20+11
Smon rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 16, (+11) = 27
Smon: hit
JamesDevil: -.-
Smon: (you could have sucked up an opp att to get to it)
JamesDevil: yea, nvm
Smon: /roll 14d6
Smon rolls 14d6 and gets: 2, 2, 2, 5, 3, 4, 5, 1, 5, 6, 3, 2, 6, 6, = 52
JamesDevil: wait, isn't he blinded?
Smon: er, maybe
sandor sunneson: yes
Smon: keelia remind me spell name?
joriandrake: depends if having a short range blindsense or such
JamesDevil: att disadvantage then
Keelia: sunbeam
Keelia: yes, he's blinded.
JamesDevil: might not make a dis but wworth a shot
Keelia: until my next turn
Smon: ok so blinded until q's next turn
joriandrake: nice, you can spam more sunbeams with the spell per turn
Smon: He has darkvision but not blindsight so is blinded, att has disad
Keelia: yes
Smon: 2nd roll
Smon: /roll d20+11
Smon rolls 1d20+11 and gets: 1, (+11) = 12
Smon: missed claw totally!
joriandrake: yay
JamesDevil: YES!
Smon: #19 Curator (blind)
JamesDevil: 26 damage just missed me ^^
Smon: aw, his best spells say 'target you can see' 
JamesDevil:
JamesDevil: GO FOR THE EYES!
joriandrake: nice Q!
Keelia:
joriandrake: Minsc was right all along
Smon: Yeah just checked all 3 level 6 spells 
JamesDevil:
sandor sunneson: with sword pierce his eyes?
joriandrake: lucky break for us, considering the low hitpoints
Smon: jeez even the area effects say 'area you can see'...
JamesDevil:
Keelia: I need to go in like five minutes. Otherwise, I won't get to the dry cleaner before it closes
Smon: OK found one...
JamesDevil: cock
Smon: He casts a level 5 Fireball, filling the room with flame
Smon: /roll 10d6
Smon rolls 10d6 and gets: 3, 1, 2, 4, 4, 5, 1, 6, 6, 1, = 33
Smon: 33 fire dmg, DC 19 DEX save for half
JamesDevil Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
19 (+2) = 21
5 (+2) = 7
joriandrake: are we all in the area of effect?
Smon: yes
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 6, (+9) = 15
JamesDevil: sweet
Smon: It's 40' across
sandor sunneson: yes
joriandrake rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 11, (+10) = 21
joriandrake: yay, no damage!
Smon:
sandor sunneson: 17 left
JamesDevil: quarter damage for me
Smon: Drak flies out of the exploding fireball, Hollywood style
sandor sunneson: sorry half as raging
Smon: Sandor you have advtg on DEX saves
sandor sunneson: 37 left
JamesDevil: 8 damage for raging +save
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 4, (+9) = 13
JamesDevil: so 8 damage
sandor sunneson: still failed lol
joriandrake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vCiT6rAjgc
JamesDevil: how does the boss look?
joriandrake: nana na na Batelf!
Smon: However you don't have prof on DEX any more Sandor so just +3 on rolls
Smon: ok he saves vs his own fireball...
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 19, (+5) = 24
Smon: pass so 33/4 = 8 dmg
Smon: Not looking too bad for a man of his age
Smon: #13 Sandor your go
JamesDevil: smn are we gonna finish in the next 5 mins, if people are going to need to leave
Smon: will finish out round then stop
JamesDevil: k, cool
Smon: #13 Sandor #9 Drak #5 Quillax
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+2x10 and gets:
19 (+2) = 21
8 (+2) = 10
12 (+2) = 14
16 (+2) = 18
2 (+2) = 4
10 (+2) = 12
6 (+2) = 8
19 (+2) = 21
10 (+2) = 12
10 (+2) = 12
sandor sunneson: sorry
Smon: fergus state action then roll
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
16 (+11) = 27
15 (+11) = 26
sandor sunneson: attacking blind ghost 2 attacks,
Smon: I'm assuming that was "I stand up, move up and hit him w sword"
sandor sunneson: rolled 27 and 26
Smon: You have advtg as he's blind
Smon: AC 20
sandor sunneson: 2 hits
sandor sunneson rolls 2d8 and gets: 1, 6, = 7
Smon: NB you don't have your shield so can use sword 2-handed for d10
sandor sunneson rolls 4d6 and gets: 6, 3, 2, 1, = 12
Smon: also you are supposed to roll again as advtg & might crit
sandor sunneson: ok, good idea,
Keelia: Can someone take control of Q? She'll keep doing Sunbeam each time. It's 6d8 radiant and the guy needs to make a con save @ disadv against 19 or be blinded and take 1/2 dmg.
sandor sunneson Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
8 (+11) = 19
8 (+11) = 19
JamesDevil: I'll drive
joriandrake: Just one mroe action Keelia after mine and we stop
Smon: ok sandor hits for how much dmg?
joriandrake: I can do it if needed tho
sandor sunneson: can he look to drive his sword into his eyes?
Smon: you can slash at his face
sandor sunneson rolls 1d10 and gets: 7,
sandor sunneson: 27 damage
Keelia: james you take Q. sorry, I have to go, place closes in 20 and it takes 10+ to get there.
joriandrake: Drakhaien moves behind one of the distant statues or other place to hide, preferably out of reach for any area effect the ghost might sitll have, then shoot/hie
Smon: bye K
joriandrake: understood, bye Keelia
JamesDevil: I've got it, take care
Smon: Fergus you have rolled 2 d8s and 1 d10, I have no idea what you're doing
JamesDevil: cya
11:42am  2019-3-30 Keelia Has exited the room
sandor sunneson: I made one hit, the second hit with adv both missed (19)
Smon: You need to roll 2 weapon dice, add the damage bonus (x2), then the fire dmg is separate
Smon: call it 2 hits, those 2nd rolls were for critting
Smon: I'm not having advtg turn hits into misses
sandor sunneson: I'll reroll damage
sandor sunneson: thank you
sandor sunneson rolls 2d10 and gets: 3, 6, = 9
sandor sunneson: 27 damage plus fire damahe
Smon: ok 6 fire
Smon: The ghost wavers, looking ragged now
sandor sunneson: 4d6 for fire damage?
sandor sunneson rolls 4d6 and gets: 1, 2, 2, 5, = 10
Smon: you rolled 12 already
Smon: #5 Quillax shoots a beam of light at it
joriandrake: move behind distant statue or something else > shoot (lose invisibility) > hide (Drak risks attack and won't heal, instead just strikes at it)
JamesDevil rolls 6d8 and gets: 6, 5, 3, 1, 6, 3, = 24
sandor sunneson: ah earlier, ok, thoguth was rerolling, will shut up
joriandrake: Isn't it Drak's turn?
joriandrake: ok nvm
Smon: oh yeah Drak first
Smon: w Fergus I lose track
JamesDevil: k, ignore then
joriandrake: ok, sniping then
Smon: advtg vs AC 20
JamesDevil: me too...
joriandrake Rolls 1d20+10x3 and gets:
9 (+10) = 19
2 (+10) = 12
14 (+10) = 24
joriandrake: 24
joriandrake rolls 1d8+5 and gets: 3, (+5) = 8
Smon: How many elven accuracy dice do you get?
joriandrake: and sneak (magical bow)
joriandrake rolls 9d6 and gets: 2, 2, 1, 4, 1, 2, 2, 5, 3, = 22
joriandrake: When I have advantage I get a bonus dice, so if sneak from stealth and such, always
Smon: can you tell me the source?
joriandrake: 30 hp, magical, Invisibility drops, he hides normally
joriandrake rolls 1d20+15 and gets: 12, (+15) = 27
joriandrake: It is absically a bonus reroll so I just simplify it to rolling 3
joriandrake: Elven Accuracy • XGE 74 Increase your DEX, INT, WIS, or CHA score by 1. Whenever you have advantage on an attack roll using Dexterity, Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma, you can reroll one of the dice once.
joriandrake: I think I do it like this since second session Drak is part of the game here
Smon: You never missed twice before  - that's quite powerful, I'm used to 4e elven accuracy once per short rest
Smon: ok hit for 30 dmg
joriandrake: I still miss sometimes, and I wanted to be at least more accurate wit hte only attack i have at this high level
joriandrake: end turn
JamesDevil: ok, noow Q
JamesDevil rolls 5d8 and gets: 1, 8, 1, 3, 7, = 20
JamesDevil: ffs
JamesDevil: ignore
Smon: OOC You need to finish him before his next turn
JamesDevil rolls 6d8 and gets: 8, 8, 7, 8, 1, 4, = 36
sandor sunneson: lol
JamesDevil: thats more like it
sandor sunneson: good roll
Smon: /roll d20+5x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+5x2 and gets:
10 (+5) = 15
13 (+5) = 18
JamesDevil: 19DC
JamesDevil: he still standing??
Smon: fails save, 36 damage... he had 36 hp left. As his form disintegrates again, he speaks one last time "Be seeing you...."
sandor sunneson: ???
JamesDevil: SWEET!
sandor sunneson: Yay!!!!
JamesDevil: i'll message Keelia
Smon: OOC His hp tally runs down an entire page of my notebook
sandor sunneson: think we short rest here
Smon: OOC you can roll religion DC 15
joriandrake: Drakhaien's shoulders slump, he's bloody and blue from all the fall damage "YOu can't be serious, it still wants to return?"
sandor sunneson: what did he start off with?
Smon: 270 hp
JamesDevil: I don't have relgion trained, i don't know about keelia
sandor sunneson: whoa! Even those 3 hp arrow damage proved their worth
joriandrake: I doN't know if I can roll untrained Religion, but here is the result if yes
joriandrake rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 20, (+4) = 24
Smon: GM: You Short Rest, you can spend hit dice & patch up
sandor sunneson rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 15, (+2) = 17
JamesDevil: cool
JamesDevil: xp?
Smon: Drakhaien has heard plenty of ghostly tales, Sandor too - unless the ghost can be laid to rest, it is likely to return after a long rest.
JamesDevil: want to pass it onto Keelia
joriandrake: first Drakhaien uses a Keoghan's oinment before rest, then will short rest (next session, I also gotta go)
joriandrake rolls 2d8+2 and gets: 6, 1, (+2) = 9
Smon: XP is 3,750 each
JamesDevil: rolling sr hit die
Smon: Fighting the Curator is nice XP farming
joriandrake: 49+9 = 58 hp, will do short rest rolls next time
joriandrake: thanks for game Simon
JamesDevil rolls 10d12 and gets: 11, 12, 3, 1, 6, 11, 7, 4, 5, 8, = 68
Smon: I will halve XP award if you fight him again and after that no more XP until you lay him to rest
JamesDevil: bah
joriandrake: Perhaps we rather have him kept 'alive' to continue train with him than permanently destroy?
joriandrake: ok, so after 2 battles then
joriandrake: maybe he could be captured or banished by Quillax tho
Smon: thx guys, 2 fun battles!
joriandrake: or for lols a reincarnation
sandor sunneson rolls 10d12 and gets: 12, 3, 6, 3, 11, 7, 1, 10, 1, 10, = 64
JamesDevil: thxs all cya!
joriandrake: bye James
Smon: Tell Keelia she gets the +3750
sandor sunneson: ciao